What to wear?
Shorts but take an umbrella?
Take a waterproof jacket?
Cagoule and an Hawaiian shirt?
Suncream and full scuba gear?
Oilskin coat with a T-shirt and budgy smugglers?
Welly boots and a welders mask?
Flip-flops and a 'haz-mat suit' ?
Snorkel, mask and a 'mankini'?
Sun hat and skis?
Bikini and a boat?
Sunglasses and a Skidoo?
Ankle socks and an astronauts helmet?
A windbreak and linen top?
Aftersun and stilts?
Huskies, a sledge and a wide-brimed hat - whatever
it doesn't matter!
You're going to get it wrong anyway!
