(Haiku)

Eight cans of cider

and another air fresh'ner.

Who is he fooling?

(Haiku)

Frozen mud softens.

Green glass shards, signs of rebirth,

crack the earth's shell.

(Haiku)

A cars speed goes up - 

or down, but the miles covered only goes one way!

(Haiku) Ramifications

Ramifications.

Unwelcome consequences 

of choosing long words.

(Haiku)

We're all damaged.You 

haven't lived if life hasn't 

hurt you a little.

(Haiku)

Squashed in on a train -

sardines would complain! Can I

hold onto this fart?

(Haiku) Autism

My brain does not see

the information my eyes

sends it to process!

(Haiku)

'Plagiarism' is 

a strong word often used by

many hippocrates.

(Haiku)

double expesso 

has just landed and I feel 

ready to create

(Haiku)

Tidy up garage, to 

make more space, to squeeze in more 

stuff, to make more mess

(Haiku)

Getting old means you

can put inches on your waste 

looking at a cake

(Haiku)

Briefly I thought I

might watch the Eurovision 

song contest. Briefly!

(Haiku)

The moon sits amidst

clear night skies and winter fights 

springs awakening.

(Haiku)

Gales billow curtains.

Is the world still there or has

it been blown away?

(haiku)

Growing old is a 

luxury; not within the 

reach of everyone 

(Haiku)

The debate. Should I

become an ex-member of

'X' or seek 'Blue Sky?

(Haiku)

Snappy 'one-liners';

I have heard, are wasted on 

the hard of hearing

(Haiku)

Not to be rude, but...

you really don't understand 

sarcasm do you!

(Haiku Tanka)

If this haiku is

written in the middle of 

a forest and there's...

no-one is there to read it

does that make it a tanka?

(Haiku)

why is it that those 

who 'haven't got it' tend to

'flaunt it' even more?