Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

(Haiku)

'Scrums' are fragile things
seeing they're made from 16 
steaming, hairy blokes!

(Haiku)

That's three times I've saved
that big spider from the bath. Perhaps it likes it!

(Haiku)

I used to collect
stamps; but I now think it cruel,
so I set them free

(Haiku)

The alcoholic 
falling head-long into the 
'soft drinks' - irony!

(Haiku)

Stagger to pay day.
Spend it like it grows on trees.
Stagger to pay day.

(Haiku)

Beer gets drunk; so much
so that the people drinking
it get drunk as well!

(Haiku)

Our face coverings
hide our mouths and noses; but
our eyes can still smile!

(Haiku)

The restaurant was
quiet 'til eight women came
and sat down... we left.

(Haiku)

Every day's special
but when you hear your birthday
date; your heart dances!

(Haiku)

New shoes in their box
with that new shoe, shoe shop smell!
Childhood memories!

(Haiku)

Come a certain age, 
it's not the getting down
more; getting back up

(Haiku)

Child knew Mum would say
no to his choice with 'that' look;
but tried anyway!

(Haiku)

Man parks next to bin
to empty his rubbish then
goes and buys some more!

(Haiku)

Man; bluetooth headset
on; hoping someone will call
so he can look cool!

(Haiku)

A house is merely 
a shelter. A home is the
love that lives within.

(Haiku)

Laying in the bath
listening to the rain. Glad
to be in the dry

(Haiku)

Clear plastic film has
strength when you don't need it, and
not when you do! Why?