Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

(Haiku)

Two trash drinks, three bars 
of chocolate and some 
antacid tablets!

(Haiku)

How come I have the
time to make a mess but not
time to tidy up?

(Haiku)

I have a pen. I 
have a note pad. All I need 
is an idea!

(Haiku)

A bus went by and
there was one person not on
his phone! What a freak!

(Haiku)

Man verses machine:
"I can get spot on fourty 
quid!" ...damn that penny!

(Haiku)

"Who am I to judge?"
Signed: Lord Chief Justice Dury
K.C. O-M-G!

(haiku)

Adults are just large
kids with half an idea 
on how to do stuff 

(Haiku)

Supper was "cheesy
dips" and a "cherry ice vape"
Some fruit I suppose

(Haiku)

Left on the driveway,
the large shiny campervan
of good intentions

(Haiku)

Early morning and
the colours of autumn drove
me to write haiku

(Haiku)

The last weekend, taps
me on the shoulder and says
"no more parties please!"

(Haiku)

One more bus needed
to make the old adage come
to pass. There it is!

(Haiku)

Every day's a great
day when I'm with you - and you
are always with me!

(Haiku)

She used the same ski 
poles to walk with as caused the 
fall in the first place