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Mr Bit

Mr Bale the Thatcher.
Mr Green the grocer.
Mr Cooper the barrel maker.
Mr Curry the chef.
Mr Flint the dry stone waller.
Mr Bacon the butcher.
Mr Brush the hairdresser.
Mr Smith the blacksmith.
Mr Ring the jeweler.
Mr Driver the delivery man.
Mr Jack the mechanic.
Mr Fish the skipper.
Mr Pipe the plumber.
Mr Wood the carpenter.
Mr Glass the glazer.
Mr Bone the undertaker...

Mr Bit the terrible window cleaner.




My Theory on Time and Space (Mr Heidegger)

I haven't enough time to work out your 'time'  Mr Heidegger
I'm too busy and it bores me so
Isn't it just a waste of my grey-cells 'time'  
Mr Heidegger
and what little grey cells I have 
do run slow
Thinking about what 'time' really is 
is a waste of time 
Mr Heidegger
I'm really not sure I should know
The 'time' is what the BBC say the time is 
Mr Heidegger
Anymore 
and my brain 
will overflow!