stood facing her van
her long hair
complete with blonde streaks
blowing in the gentle evening breeze
and casually dressed - possibly a uniform.
Tank filled
she returned the nozzle to the pump
reapplied the petrol filler cap
and turned her head to the shop...
...it was a bloke
a skinny bloke
with a terrible completion
and a hole in his shirt
...and with a beard!
Got that one wrong didn't I!
