"What's Peat done?"
asks a curious pigeon with a 'rolly' behind his left ear.
Me? I'd rather sit in a stand and get hypothermia than go to the shops in my pyjamas and dressing gown.
Bet that took the edge off the shop keepers day!
The octopus came to tea.
"So does a loaf of brown bread cancel out a bottle of white wine?
...I mean morally that is".
I'm doing this; so I can do all that,
on a different shitty day!
"Is that alright?"
