A pagan and an ex-journo walk into a pub and say to the barman,
"We're looking for the embrio writers group - can you help us?"
The barman replies,
"Pagan? Ex-journo? Help? No I can't, but the writers group is there in the corner!"
"But how did you know we are a Pagan and an ex-journo?" they ask in unison,
"it says so; earlier in the joke!" the barman replied, "can't you read?"