The sneeze is a feral creature
to see it is very rare.
You'll hear them out in the wild; so
You'll hear them out in the wild; so
...you'll know a sneeze is there.
You'll start to feel a tickle
deep inside your plumbing
You're going to need a tissue; 'cos
...you know a sneeze is coming
for your head is sure to explode.
You must let this sneeze run free
to help your nose unload.
They begin by tickling your passages
You've many tucked out of sight
that often fill with thick green slime
But that's a poem I've yet to write
The best suggestion I would say
is to fill your lungs with air
and celebrate the impending sneeze
and go for it - without a care!
If you've heard a sneeze from a along way distant
whilst walking - what can I say?
It's probably me;
setting one free
from many miles away!
