Two quid a litre for me old 'jam-jar?'
Rain pissing down and the news ain't much better.
The 'rozzers' came and told me that I'd bought a 'bent' car!
Me footy team is up for sale but then again it ain't.
The price of gas has a taken flight I 'ope the Russians do!
They've buggered up me perfect life I want me 'good life' back.
I might as well just give up now if that's alright with you!
I wanna go and live in the B-hamas in the sun.
I wanna run away from all this mess.
I wanna stay at home watching telly in me bed.
I've had enough of all this crap I really must confess!
...I've had enough of politics,
but there I do digress!
