What use is a pen that wont write?

What use is a pen that wont write?
I could scoop out the insides and use it as a drinking straw...
No?
What use is a pen that wont write when I have a poem in my head,
knocking on the inside of my skull shouting
"Write me down! Write - me - down!"
But if my pen wont write then how can I,
and this poem might be the one!
Ya know, the one that makes me famous - makes me rich!
...oooh! I could retire!
I could go to every poetry reading and not have to get up the next day to go to work!
But my pen wont write,
What use is a pen that wont write?
How can I ever retire,
if my pen wont write!
Its not right,
my pen not writing,
its not right,
its not fair!
My pen wont write,
What use is a pen that wont write!!