In A Forest

If I sneeze in the middle of a forest,

with no-one else there to hear it,

but I do have a mask in my top pocket...

...did anyone catch anything?

In A Forest

If you're in a forest 

and the cashier is wearing a mask...

How do you know the mask has been there all the time?

In A Forest

If I have an anxiety attack in the middle of a forest and there was no-one there,

did anyone care?

In A Forest

If I have a mental illness in the middle of a forest,

and there's no-one else there,

did I wear an "exemption lanyard?"