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Your life needs more things!
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Aspire to this perfect lifestyle that we are portraying
Look at this family
This family have our product and they are perfect
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A perfect family
All of the time
Perfect!
Buy one of our financial products
They are horrendously expensive but you'll have more spare cash to buy more things
Then you'll be perfect
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They have a perfect house with no mortgage
They are so happy
They are agreeing with everything we say
And they're buying our product!
They're perfect
Perfect!
Buying more things will make you happier
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On your favourite social media platform
In your favourite newspaper
You'll sing the songs that accompany them
You'll discuss their themes with your colleagues
They're everywhere!
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And they are perfect
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Look at your skin
Your skin looks terrible!
Your face looks like the surface of the moon!
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Buy our product and you too will be perfect
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Find that romance
Get that promotion
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Perfect
You know you really need our product
You have been feeling stressed and tired
Things were getting on top of you
If you buy our product
Everything will be perfect!
You are nothing without our product
You must have it!
With it everything will be perfect
everyone else is buying it
Why aren't you buying it?
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Perfect!
You'll be perfect too!
Perfect!
Perfect!
Perfect!
