Didn't know what time it was sir,
didn't hear the bell.
Couldn't find my books and pens sir,
Couldn't care as well!
Didn't know what day it was sir
Didn't have a clue.
Couldn't find my personal planner sir
Couldn't remember - true!
Didn't know the name of the school sir
Didn't know the address.
Couldn't remember not nothin' sir
Couldn't; what a mess!
Thinking about my choice of career sir,
...didn't really try!
Shouldn't 'ave bin a teacher sir
...I'm gonna resign - good-bye!