Classroom Excuses

Didn't know what time it was sir,
didn't hear the bell.
Couldn't find my books and pens sir,
Couldn't care as well!

Didn't know what day it was sir
Didn't have a clue.
Couldn't find my personal planner sir
Couldn't remember - true!

Didn't know the name of the school sir
Didn't know the address.
Couldn't remember not nothin' sir
Couldn't; what a mess!

Thinking about my choice of career sir,
...didn't really try!
Shouldn't 'ave bin a teacher sir
...I'm gonna resign - good-bye!

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