Rain - sort yourself out!
You're either expected - or you're not
we might be waiting for you start
or waiting for you to stop
we either want more of you
or we want less - but you never arrive in the right amount at the right time
you're either too fine - so don't start properly
or you're too heavy and you smash our greenhouse windows
you're wanted over here - but only fall over there
you either fall constantly
or intermittently - and we go out without a coat and get soaked!
you were most definitely forecast - but you don't show
you surprise us on a trip out
or we water our garden because they promised you weren't coming - then you chuck it down!
Rain!
Sort yourself out!