I think my social media friends hate me!
Last night I dreamt I had a dream.
I don't like today - I'll wait for tomorrow.
Dry white wine from the shower means you don't get wet.
I can't see that it's dark
God knows why I'm an atheist
I don't believe in the existence of agnostics.
I keep dry when out in the rain by walking in-between the raindrops.
"I can't keep a secret", I told myself
If the good times are coming back, who's had them?
The voices in my head said not to listen to them.
I wanted to tell you that I've lost my voice.
They said there'll be no weather today.
I've lost my thesaurus.
Who wakes the cockerel up?
The matchstick men have gone on strike.
Who cuts the hairdresser's hair?
Three holes in the ground with water at the bottom. Well, well, well!
Drilling holes is boring
The goalkeeper saves his money.
Why didn't he didn't know he was a genius?
On reflection, I think that mirror is lying
I couldn't see the fog - it just wasn't clear!
The wind blue
The Spanish whine
and the knights draw inn.
