Showing posts with label smart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smart. Show all posts

Smart

Smart watch wakes man up.
Man checks smart watch.
Smart watch says man slept well!
Man asks smart speaker to play "inspirational" playlist.
Smart speaker reminds man it's time for breakfast!
Man asks smart speaker for healthy breakfast options.
Man makes high protein,
low calorie breakfast 
smart speaker suggested.
Smart speaker reminds man it's time for gym!
Man runs to gym.
Smart watch notes steps and heart rate.
Man schedules thirty minutes on treadmill,
smart watch measures steps, heart rate and calories burnt.
Smart watch congratulates man - "good job!"
Time to shower,
then to work.
Man runs to work.
Again; smart watch measures steps and heart rate.
Man enters office,
sits at work-station,
smart watch and smart phone synchronize with work-station.
Man asks smart watch to clock him on.
Man works.
Schedules to keep.
Time for meetings.
Smart watch sounds reminders all morning.
Lunch time.
Man walks round corner to café.
Man buys avocado salad and skinny latte,
noting calories on smart phone.
More work.
More meetings.
More smart watch reminders.
Another skinny latte,
again calories noted on smart phone.
Day done.
Man clocks off using smart phone.
Runs home,
again smart watch notes steps and heart rate.

Home.
Man asks smart speaker to check messages.
Man prepares healthy tea.
Checks smart phone.
Starts timer on smart phone.
Gets side tracked.
Stumbles into lounge.
Knocks grandfather clock over,
clock falls - crash!
Clock stops on exact time of incident.
Man falls to floor.
Bangs head on fallen grandfather clock,
collision kills man,
smart watch notes time of heart beat stopping,
smart speaker says "life insurance policy is up for renewal".
Smart fridge tells smart speaker "we're out of low fat, high protein cheese!"
as timer goes off on smart watch - "healthy tea is ready"

...how smart is that!