Parked on the main drag
the couple in the old Jagshe finishing her nag
adds he's not much of a shag.
He finishes his fag,
calls her an old hag,
with permanent jetlag,
dressed in a dishrag,
she's not one to brag
She replies - scumbag!
His retort - old slag!
Then he raises the white flag.
Starting to gag,
she reaches for her handbag,
from red flag
to green flag
she leaves in a huff!
