hides the true age
of the car
on the forecourt
the make-up
and surgery
hides the true age
of its driver.
The choice
of a purchase
testifies to an upbringing
the outfit
she's selected
screams along!
For in a 'less than'
designer tracksuit
with a 'bona fide'
fake gold necklace
round a 'genuine'
spray-tanned neckline (which no suns rays have ever seen)
two lips
with more filler
than a '75 Ford Cortina
and boobs
so full of silicone,
her bra's prepared to quit
there;
with a fake
but unconvincingly labelled handbag
from a well-known internet auction site
lyes the 'not-quite'
latest iPhone
trussed up
like her boobs
in a fake
diamond phone case
with more sparkle
than her teeth
which are the best
Turkish dentistry
could provide!