The Best Turkish Dentistry Could Provide

The cherished number plate 
hides the true age 
of the car
on the forecourt
the make-up 
and surgery 
hides the true age 
of its driver. 
The choice 
of a purchase 
testifies to an upbringing 
the outfit 
she's selected 
screams along!

For in a 'less than
designer tracksuit
with a 'bona fide
fake gold necklace
round a 'genuine
spray-tanned neckline (which no suns rays have ever seen)
two lips 
with more filler 
than a '75 Ford Cortina
and boobs 
so full of silicone,
her bra's prepared to quit
there; 
with a fake 
but unconvincingly labelled handbag 
from a well-known internet auction site 
lyes the 'not-quite
latest iPhone 
trussed up
like her boobs
in a fake 
diamond phone case
with more sparkle  
than her teeth
which are the best 
Turkish dentistry 
could provide!

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