"Blah, blah, blah" - my television says.
Television bores me; in endless different ways!
"Blah, blah, blah, blah" it's endless adverts cry -
heaps of junk for sale that I won't ever buy!
It's "blah, blah" weather reports are never ever right
so why do we get weather reports every "blah, blah" night!
It's "blah, blah" news is always very bleak
make us up some happy news - give the news a tweak!
with the "blah, blah" repeats; round and round they go,
a conveyor belt of "blah, blah"; in an endless "blah blah" flow.
The "blah, blah" cost of them will give you a heat rash
why do we need '3D' when the programs are all trash?
Packed with "blah blah" adverts - just you wait and see
...the end of the world will be covered on TV
(and that won't be the end of it; the "blah, blah" on TV
- repeats; shown in the afterlife; on telly; half past three!)