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Showing posts with label foolish. Show all posts

Foolish weren't we

When we were young
we'd fanticize about the future and what it would bring.
We thought we'd be dressed in silver metal suits and have our own flying cars
and we'd all be wearing small communication devices on our wrists!
Maybe we'd have human colonies in space 
even one on mars!

We hoped there'd be robots. 
Robots would do all the chores we hate - like hoovering 
and we'd harness the power of the sun to run it all.
We did worry that every person might have a connected device in their pocket 
like some "big brother" device
watching our every move
tracking us where-ever we went
limiting everything we bought and could do.

We imagined our food would be ordered on this device - coming to us frozen
and we'd be able to cook it in a machine at the push of a button!
We thought that we'd do all our shopping on these devices
and everything would be either delivered to our houses 
...or we'd pick it up from the local petrol station.

Of course we thought we wouldn't need cash anymore 
and we'd never see our money
it would just be paid into a central  Artificial Intelligence or 'AI'
and to buy something over £100 - I know!
One hundred pounds!
...we'd just have to confirm to an 'AI' that we weren't an 'AI' ourselves 
when another 'AI' asked us!

We'd pay for small things by tapping a small...
portable...
device...
onto a terminal...

Foolish weren't we!

Foolish

going through a carwash when you haven't got a car
standing at a bus whilst waiting for a bus-stop
posting off a birthday card when no-one's got a birthday
buying yourself a hedge trimmer when you haven't got a hedge
striking every match just to find out if they worked
buying yourself two hats when you've only got one head
using a bag of manure to cover up that smell
attempting to grab a flame that's flickering in the harth
hiring yourself a car but you can't even drive
hiring a car but you've got no-where to go
trying to catch the wind in a broken plastic sieve 
trying to cut a cloud into seventeen equal pieces
having a happy thought and then throwing it in the sea
wrapping up a newspaper in mushy-peas and chips
going off on holiday to the very place you live
running yourself a bath then never getting in it
taking out the batteries to stop the hands of time
running towards the sun to ensure it never sets
planting rows of lightbulbs to see if they will grow
and talking to a pigeon about the price of cornflakes 
... all foolish!