Showing posts with label mix up at the local newspaper. Show all posts
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Mix Up At The Local Newspaper

For sale, soul mate: I am a 45 year old male who is red in colour with mud flaps. I am seeking the companionship of a 40 - 50 year old female; with no-more than 75,000 miles on the clock, (genuine) - yet; who looks like she's been 'round the block a few times.

I really enjoy the wide-open countryside and a good country pub, because of this I have a slight scratch down my left-hand side. I am a non-smoker who enjoys a healthy life-style, including a sun-roof and an enormous boot.

If you are a bit rough 'round the edges, a real goer - yet very economical...
call my number for a test drive!