I have the ladder but no house to lean it against
my second house is very jealous!
there's no weather forecasted for today
but my greenhouse isn't green!
drilling holes is boring!
and my nose keeps running - I can't keep up with it
Ive just called a plumber to sort it out!
rail strikes
viciously
man strikes back
cost of living increases
cost of dying too!
hot air balloon company is suffering from inflation
company boss feels let down.
the man from the English water board buys two bottles of French water
Dam!
my thesaurus is broken
garden,
rocket,
frying-pan,
defective,
unreliable!
I used to sit on the board - but I got splinters
I'm now chair of the committee
but no-one is sitting on me!
I don't mind sitting on the left or right of this rowing boat!
Either
Oar!
