50 Bars (The 50th Birthday Version)

50 bars - 
a prisoner’s cell

50 bars –
a musical hell!

50 bars –
of shiny gold

50 bars –
where beer is sold.

50 bahs –
a sheepish trait

50 bars -
of choc-o-late!

50 bars -

since I came to be

50 bars -

of being me!