Unhappy Londoner - Really?

(This really is a performance piece so click here and listen to me read it)

The bloody roads

'Hanger Lane Gyratory' is always like a blocked bog after a stag doo

the M25's a bloody carpark

and now there's a war on

which we're bound to get dragged into

and will probably turn into WW3!

All the prices are gonna go up even more

the cost of the food shop my missus gets in

is going through the roof!

I'm running round the house telling the kids not to leave the bloody lights and the telly on.

whilst Donald Trump is dropping bombs on the middle East

upsetting everyone 

he's slapping tarrifs on countries he's never 'eard of

and they threaten to block the shipping routes

so the price of petrol goes up

and here's me

trying to make a living

earn a crust

to feed my family

and all my costs are going through the roof.

Bloody Sadiq Khan an' 'is ULEZ

no thought for the workin' man

I can't afford an electric van

so I have to pay the bleedin' ULEZ charge every time I get a job in town

and pass it on to my customers

who ain't happy

and are probably going to go somewhere else

or to B&Q and do it themselves

whilst that stuffed shirt in number 10

the one I voted for

the party I gave my vote to

the one I've always voted for

'cos I thought they'd stand up for the workin' man like me

like what my old man did

when he worked at Dagenham on the cars

he was a labour man

through and through

and then 'Starmer' turns round and tells Rachel from accounts  

to increase my costs cos I run a business 

whilst I can't get in to see my GP for 6 weeks about my knee

what happenes if I can't work and have to go on the social

which they're gonna cut by the way and make you jump through even more hoops for

and all to save a miserable five billion quid

which I know is a lot 

but it ain't in the scheme of things

I mean let's talk about the NHS

if ya wanna talk billions

let's talk about the NHS

I mean I'm a fair man

but really

I don't mean to grumble but...

Really?