Got That One Wrong Didn't I

Tall and slender
stood facing her van
her long hair
complete with blonde streaks
blowing in the gentle evening breeze
and casually dressed - possibly a uniform.
Tank filled 
she returned the nozzle to the pump
reapplied the petrol filler cap
and turned her head to the shop...

...it was a bloke
a skinny bloke
with a terrible completion 
and a hole in his shirt
...and with a beard!

Got that one wrong didn't I!


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