Suitable outfits for this weather we're having

What to wear?

Shorts but take an umbrella?

Take a waterproof jacket?

Cagoule and an Hawaiian shirt?

Suncream and full scuba gear?

Oilskin coat with a T-shirt and budgy smugglers?

Welly boots and a welders mask?

Flip-flops and a 'haz-mat suit' ?

Snorkel, mask and a 'mankini'?

Sun hat and skis?

Bikini and a boat?

Sunglasses and a Skidoo?

Ankle socks and an astronauts helmet?

A windbreak and linen top?

Aftersun and stilts?

Huskies, a sledge and a wide-brimed hat - whatever

it doesn't matter!

You're going to get it wrong anyway!