Go to open car door, fingers slip, bang head on corner of door - ouch!!
Young couple sat back to back on beach. Love so deep, they've no need to look
Truth's like poetry; and no one likes poetry; right? I'm not 'no one'
I haven't got a hang-over! No really! I have a summer cold.
What is the point of long shorts with socks that go right up to your knees - mmm?
Watching tennis, with a glass of Pimms between showers. How very British!
