A Sort of Haiku

This verse of
three short lines of text
is not a haiku

This verse containing
seventeen syllables of
5, 7 and 5 ...is!

(Steps down from 'soap box')

(Haiku)

First thing this morning
I was feeling alright. Where
has that person gone?

(Haiku)

The power of food.
Feel down? Want to eat food  Feel
good? Want to eat food!

(Haiku)

The weather. What do
other nationalities
bellyache about?

(Haiku)

Ooooh! ...stump grinding,
...bush trimming, ...hedge laying. Tree
care is very carnal!

(Haiku)

'Organised' is a
place; far far away! Well it
sure is this morning!