(Haiku)

Humor. Protesters
taking shampoo to use at
the water cannon. 

(Haiku)

If I ate a Twix
in the deep of a forest.
Did it make a sound??

(Haiku)

Balls! It's all balls! A
complete load of balls! Snooker
is a load of balls!

(Haiku)

Young love; publicly
expressing your own feelings
for the very first time.

(Haiku)

Lady in tight jeans
leans into her car. Builders
van nearly crashes

(Haiku)

Builders rank pretty
lady at coffee machine.
Evolution fails!