Like the time a seagull didn't crap all over your freshly washed car.
Like the time the dog wasn't pleased to see you when came home.
Like the time the secondhand car sales man washed one of his cars in a carwash.Like the time England won a football final.
Like the time you said you'd rest on your day off and ended up doing more work than on a work day.
Like the time the British nation didn't moan about the weather.
Like the time it didn't start raining when you'd just lit the barbecue - despite the weather forecast.
(Despite the train going by - when you're trying to - dictate a poem)
Like the time there weren't queues on the motorway on a bank holiday Monday - amazing!
Like the time you didn't stub your toe on the end of the bed - again!
Like the time we didn't slate the footy manager for his performance and then say we'd miss him when he stepped down.
...like the time you started writing a poem with no idea how it would...
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