Thoughts and Observations

Does an ant think he's the centre of the universe?

Husbands: a species found standing outside charity shops waiting for their wives

Does the water-butt have a cover over it to keep the rain out?

Now, was that hand-to-ball - or ball-to-hand?

I think I saw a teenager smile!

What would I be doing at home if I wasn't at work?

Why is everything labelled 'fun sized', so small?

I think I was in Brighton when I heard about John Lennon 

Is the boy leaning out the car window learning to push boundaries?

What do you call a women who drives a white van?

Why must I question everything - why!?

I wonder, are those real plastic flowers in that car?

They didn't teach us all that 'contactless - pay with our phones' thing at school

Isn't it supposed to rain later?

Is that four bikes on top of a van or a van underneath four bikes?

What colour do you see when I see blue?

Isn't is funny how we all know what 'an ACL injury' is

Where is 'far and wide'?

Is painting over graffiti - graffiti itself

and will the painting over, be painted over?

Is owning nothing - possessing something?

What does a swede know of Sweden?

What difference does it make anyway

surely nothing is something!

Everything is going on - right now!

And everybody's somewhere, even those who are lost!

have you found out you were lost?