Making a cheese sandwich according to TV adverts

I applied the patiented high fat technology

over the modified high fiber sliced brown wheat flour technology

with some simple metal spreading tool technology 

then removed a block of modified dairy technology

from the large cupboard sized space cooling technology.

Using some super sharp metal cutting technology

cut it into slices.

Placing the slices of modified dairy technology

onto one piece of the modified high fiber sliced brown wheat flour technology

I placed the other piece of modified high fiber sliced brown wheat flour technology on top 

creating some self-contained hunger controlling technology.

Then once more using the super sharp cutting technology

I cut the modified high fiber sliced brown wheat flour technology now containing the slices of modified dairy technology 

into two halves

and ate

(using my in built food mastication technology)