New Years Resolutions

I'd like to loose weight.

(I want the weight of this off my mind)

I'm going to quit smoking this year!

(I want my country to stop going up in smoke)

I'm going get to know my community better.

(I want my fellow countrymen to stop being killed)

I'm going to spend more time with my family.

(I want my family to stay alive)

I want to be better with my money.

(I want Putin to stop bleeding my country dry)

I really must book that holiday.

(I want that bastard locked up for a life-long holiday!)

I want to obtain some inner peace.

I want outer peace!

I want to do more home cooking.

I want a home to cook in!

I'd love to find time to read more books

I'd love the book being thrown at that bastard!

I'm making plans to sleep more.

I'd love to sleep right through for just one night without the sounds of endless explosions filling my head!

I really must buy less take away coffees.

I'd love your problems!