You Remember That

It's always the busiest person you must ask for a favour,

and the pub with the busiest carpark which serves the best ale.

It's always the ones with the shortest legs who want to run around the most,

and the one with the speach impediment who won't stop talking.

It's always the ones with the worst voice who always 'sing' the loudest,

and the one with the most generous heart who has the least.

Its always the quiet ones you need to be careful of,

because waters with a still surface are the ones that run deep.

So it's always the one whom you'd  least expect to do it; who do,

'cos it's always the most depressed person who has the happiest face.

...you remember that!