We'll Have to See if the Bus Turns Up

"We'll have to see if the bus turns up" said the blind man,
"Well I heard that it would", said the deaf girl.
"I'll put my arm out to stop it when it does" said the quadriplegic man from his wheelchair,
"Bet it won't!" said the man with a gambling addiction.

"Bus? ...Bus? What bus? Where am I?" said the alcholic,
"I hope it comes soon"  said the lady with anxiety, "I've got an important appointment which I really can't miss, I simply don't know what I'll do if it doesn't show up!"

"The-the-the-th-th" the man with a  stammer tried to say.
"Yeah fuck, fuck big bollocks ..I agree!" shouted the girl with tourettes...

"and I'll kill myself if it doesn't come" said the man with depression,
as the bus arrives!