Female: "How old were you when you first did it?"
Male: "I was fourteen!" (I lied, I was actually 17 but she wasn't gonna know that!)
Female: "Yeah, I was fourteen too!"
Male: (She too was lying - she did it so well!)
Female: "It was great!"
Male: (Another lie - it probably hurt like hell and she was unable to sit down for a week!)
Female: "He was brilliant too!"
Male:(There she goes again! It will 'ave bin a five minute fumble in the back of car somewhere!)
Female: "We did it for ages!"
Male: (...she was lying!)
Female:"...and I had an organism!"
Male: (...I rest my case!)
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