I'm at that age when my eyebrows seem to want to take over the world.
Stood by the sea. A wave rolled in washing my feet cleansing all of me.
It's all gone to pot! Kids away and its telly and an indian!
"Organised? What's that? Let me look that up ...Pen? Pen! I can't find my pen!"
Modern life: "I can't remember the PIN, to get in, to find my PIN's!"
If I gave three quid to all charity adverts, I'd need charity!
