BMW Driver

If a BMW driver
definitely signaled whilst making a turn
but there was no-one there to see it
did it actually happen!

(Haiku)

I had to avert 
my eyes as a topless bus 
went past. How saucy!

Book V Screen (It Doesn't Matter!)

Two people on a bus - one reading a screen 
one reading a book.
The person on the screen could be reading an e-book.
The person reading the book might have bought it using a screen.
The person on the screen might be ordering a book.
The person reading the book 
might have to stare at screens all day 
and so reads a book to take their mind off things and unwind.
The person on the screen might not be able to read and is streaming a film.
The person reading the book might not want a screen.
The person on the screen might swim regularly 
The person reading the book might keep terrapins
The person on the screen might have pilots licence
The person reading the book might have a speech impediment and take size 10 shoes
The person on the screen might not care
It doesn't matter!


The Passing of Time

Do you know
time is not passing at the same speed for everyone 
it depends on your frame of reference 
ie: if watching an hour long episode of  'Love Island' seems like a lifetime
you have the same frame of reference as me
and we can be friends!

Simple


Driving along err...
ya know
round the back of the 'where-ever'
I was coming back from err 'ya know'
and I had to pull in to a 'thingy'
because my car didn't feel right.
Sure enough it wouldn't restart
so I had to call the errrr 'breakdown thingamajig' people.
Luckily I was a member!

When they turned up he immediately plugged in his er 'electronic oohjar thingy' and he pushed a few buttons
his 'electronic thingy' told him it was the 'ECR valve' - of course!
I did have my suspicions!

Umm, he had to remove a few bits to get to it
and so the um, the 'whatnot' came out 
and all the 'whatdoyoucallit' he laid out err on the floor
and then he had access to remove the um ECR valve.
It turned out the ECR valve was all covered in err 'whatever
and the actual 'thingamabob' bit inside the 'thingy' was sticking open
causing the engine to, well, ya know.

The 'thingamajig' of the er ECR valve needed cleaning as it was covered in umm ya know, 'black stuff'
ummm, this done he replaced it errr
putting back the err 'whatnots'
he was then able to replug his 'electronic thingy' in to see um
see what it said
starting the engine the 'electronic thingy' said all was OK 
so all the err 'whats-it-called' were replaced and I 
err carried on my way!
Simple!

A Matter of Trust

Black box recorders aren't black
Adblue isn't blue
Members of the group "Men Without Hat's" sometimes worn hats