Simple

Driving along err...

ya know

round the back of the 'where-ever'

I was coming back from err 'ya know'

and I had to pull in to a 'thingy'

because my car didn't feel right.

Sure enough it wouldn't restart

so I had to call the errrr 'breakdown thingamajig' people.

Luckily I was a member!

When they turned up he immediately plugged in his er 'electronic oohjar thingy' and he pushed a few buttons

his 'electronic thingy' told him it was the 'ECR valve' - of course!

I did have my suspicions!

Umm, he had to remove a few bits to get to it

and so the um, the 'whatnot' came out 

and all the 'whatdoyoucallit' he laid out err on the floor

and then he had access to remove the um ECR valve.

It turned out the ECR valve was all covered in err 'whatever' 

and the actual 'thingamabob' bit inside the 'thingy' was sticking open

causing the engine to, well, ya know.

The 'thingamajig' of the er ECR valve needed cleaning as it was covered in umm ya know, 'black stuff'

ummm, this done he replaced it errr

putting back the err 'whatnots'

he was then able to replug his 'electronic thingy' in to see um

see what it said

starting the engine the 'electronic thingy' said all was OK 

so all the err 'whats-it-called' were replaced and I 

err carried on my way!

Simple!