First thing this morning I was feeling alright. Where has that person gone?
The power of food. Feel down? Want to eat food Feel good? Want to eat food!
The weather. What do other nationalities bellyache about?
Ooooh! ...stump grinding, ...bush trimming, ...hedge laying. Tree care is very carnal!
'Organised' is a place; far far away! Well it sure is this morning!
Buying something and gasping at the price "how much!?" Sounding like your Dad