"I shouldn't really be drinking this"; said the man with the 'lived-in' nose.
The condoms; does he have a 'someone' or does he plan to get lucky?
Condoms and as'prin... There's a man who likes to have all his bases covered!
I feel a bit like a tree being torn by the autumn winds today
How come the people who have to get up early don't look like they should!
If someone thought of this today they'd think them mad! Tar Barrels, Ottery
