(Haiku)

What is the point of
long shorts with socks that go right
up to your knees - mmm?

(Haiku)

Watching tennis, with
a glass of Pimms between showers.
How very British!

A Sort of Haiku

This verse of
three short lines of text
is not a haiku

This verse containing
seventeen syllables of
5, 7 and 5 ...is!

(Steps down from 'soap box')

(Haiku)

First thing this morning
I was feeling alright. Where
has that person gone?

(Haiku)

The power of food.
Feel down? Want to eat food  Feel
good? Want to eat food!

(Haiku)

The weather. What do
other nationalities
bellyache about?