If I Ruled The World

If I ruled the world
weekends would be five days long
and the working week just two 
lunch hours would be two hours long
and pay would be doubled - taxes would be scrapped
everyone would be entitled to two months paid holiday a year 
everyone would get a generous Costa coffee allowance
dull coloured cars would be banned 
and no-one would be allowed to be horrible to walruses 
getting out of bed before 9am would be illegal 
and the sun would always shine
(except in the night time!)

If I ruled the world...

if I ruled the world
...the economy would crash
and all would come to a stand still
...but it would be fun for a couple of months!



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