Cars coming back from "vintage" rally. My childhood, there in front of me!
'Easy to swallow tablets' aren't really; not if they go down sideways!
Poppy. It's funny how the roughest patch of land brings forth such colour!
Jehovah's witness displaying in the high street; scaring people off
I have the eyes of a photographer and the soul of a poet
Go to open car door, fingers slip, bang head on corner of door - ouch!!
Young couple sat back to back on beach. Love so deep, they've no need to look
Truth's like poetry; and no one likes poetry; right? I'm not 'no one'
I haven't got a hang-over! No really! I have a summer cold.
What is the point of long shorts with socks that go right up to your knees - mmm?
Watching tennis, with a glass of Pimms between showers. How very British!
First thing this morning I was feeling alright. Where has that person gone?
The power of food. Feel down? Want to eat food Feel good? Want to eat food!
The weather. What do other nationalities bellyache about?
Ooooh! ...stump grinding, ...bush trimming, ...hedge laying. Tree care is very carnal!
'Organised' is a place; far far away! Well it sure is this morning!
Buying something and gasping at the price "how much!?" Sounding like your Dad
What is the point of coffee if not for cafine? De-caf? Extra-caf!!
So; that chocolate bar in the fridge. I opened it - now it's all gone!
The line between a genius and a madman is both short and fine
