(Haiku)

Strength is passing up 

the chance of buying a drink

when drink's all you want

(Haiku)

Two trash drinks, three bars 

of chocolate and some 

antacid tablets!

(Haiku)

How come I have the

time to make a mess but not

time to tidy up?

(Haiku)

I have a pen. I 

have a note pad. All I need 

is an idea!

(Haiku)

Valentine's day cards

hastily being bought and

written on the day!

(Haiku)

A bus went by and

there was one person not on

his phone! What a freak!

(Haiku)

Man verses machine:

"I can get spot on fourty 

quid!" ...damn that penny!

(Haiku)

"Who am I to judge?"

Signed: Lord Chief Justice Dury

K.C. O-M-G!

(haiku)

Adults are just large

kids with half an idea 

on how to do stuff 

(Haiku)

Supper was "cheesy

dips" and a "cherry ice vape"

Some fruit I suppose

(Haiku)

Mind the gap between 

what's going on in your head 

and reality!

(Haiku)

Lady walking with

the aid of a stick and a 

bottle of vodka

(Haiku)

Didn't open it. 

I didn't know what was in 

it. Female logic!

(Haiku)

Left on the driveway,

the large shiny campervan

of good intentions

(Haiku)

Early morning and

the colours of autumn drove

me to write haiku

(Haiku)

The last weekend, taps

me on the shoulder and says

"no more parties please!"

(Haiku)

How very british!

At a country flower sale

and queuing for tea!

(Haiku)

I had to avert 

my eyes as a topless bus 

went past. How saucy!

(Haiku)

One more bus needed

to make the old adage come

to pass. There it is!

(Haiku)

Every day's a great

day when I'm with you - and you

are always with me!