I haven't got a hang-over! No really! I have a summer cold.
What is the point of long shorts with socks that go right up to your knees - mmm?
Watching tennis, with a glass of Pimms between showers. How very British!
First thing this morning I was feeling alright. Where has that person gone?
The power of food. Feel down? Want to eat food Feel good? Want to eat food!
The weather. What do other nationalities bellyache about?
Ooooh! ...stump grinding, ...bush trimming, ...hedge laying. Tree care is very carnal!
'Organised' is a place; far far away! Well it sure is this morning!
Buying something and gasping at the price "how much!?" Sounding like your Dad
What is the point of coffee if not for cafine? De-caf? Extra-caf!!
So; that chocolate bar in the fridge. I opened it - now it's all gone!
The line between a genius and a madman is both short and fine
Bumblebee banging it's head against the window. Fly free bumblebee!
Woke up with this tune in my head. Hummed it all day! Must really like it!
Could the "all you can eat breakfast" hasten the end of the human race?
Two huge breakfasts. He tall and thin; she short and stout. Opposites attract.
Family of five. Four smart phones. One child in a high chair; no phone yet.
Dad dresses as a woman, he's always done. It's my kind of normal.
Respectfully walk the graveyard's rich, soft grass. Rest in peace everyone!
The male dilemma! Do I mention skirt tucked into knickers ...mmm?
