Bumblebee banging it's head against the window. Fly free bumblebee!
Woke up with this tune in my head. Hummed it all day! Must really like it!
Could the "all you can eat breakfast" hasten the end of the human race?
Two huge breakfasts. He tall and thin; she short and stout. Opposites attract.
Family of five. Four smart phones. One child in a high chair; no phone yet.
Dad dresses as a woman, he's always done. It's my kind of normal.
Respectfully walk the graveyard's rich, soft grass. Rest in peace everyone!
The male dilemma! Do I mention skirt tucked into knickers ...mmm?
The bigger the hand bag, the longer the search, the greater the agro!
Humor. Protesters taking shampoo to use at the water cannon.
If I ate a Twix in the deep of a forest. Did it make a sound??
Balls! It's all balls! A complete load of balls! Snooker is a load of balls!
Young love; publicly expressing your own feelings for the very first time.
Lady in tight jeans leans into her car. Builders van nearly crashes
Builders rank pretty lady at coffee machine. Evolution fails!
Taking a tank off a plinth in a museum to fight for their cause?
If we couldn't moan about the bad weather we'd have to be happy!
What I do to earn a crust will not define me. How I do it will.
The commotion of loved ones, family doing Easter together
I think this self-serve checkout has fallen out with me. Sad it's over.
