(Haiku)

Gentlemen open
doors for their wives, and then hold
their hands - remember?

(Haiku)

Stretching, yawning, cans
of "wake-me-up", large 'Costas' -
blimey he looked rough!

(Haiku)

Septembers clichés.
Autumn, summer's passed, winters
approach. It's all true

(Haiku)

Computers make us
wait on purpose. They think we
like staring at screens