(Haiku)

Respectfully walk
the graveyard's rich, soft grass. Rest
in peace everyone!

(Haiku)

The male dilemma!
Do I mention skirt tucked
into knickers ...mmm?

(Haiku)

The bigger the hand
bag, the longer the search, the
greater the agro!

(Haiku)

Humor. Protesters
taking shampoo to use at
the water cannon. 

(Haiku)

Balls! It's all balls! A
complete load of balls! Snooker
is a load of balls!